Clever Things to Say » depression http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Mon, 21 May 2012 22:08:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/03/14/2390/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2390 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/03/14/2390/#comments Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:30:12 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2390 Do you ever get depressed when you write the date?

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/03/14/2390/feed/ 1 Magic for Depressed Magicians http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/09/01/magic-depressed-magicians/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=magic-depressed-magicians http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/09/01/magic-depressed-magicians/#comments Thu, 01 Sep 2011 16:18:00 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2109 <a href='http://postbox.msn.com/?q=San+Francisco-All+Topics&#038;id=14905&#038;city=San+Francisco&#038;category=8&#038;videoId=9a49e0b5-4e55-4baa-a0e6-4d5756fc50d0&#038;src=v5:embed::' target='_new' title='LAUGH AT: MAGIC FOR DEPRESSED MAGICIANS'>Video: LAUGH AT: MAGIC FOR DEPRESSED MAGICIANS</a>

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/09/01/magic-depressed-magicians/feed/ 0 Magic Tricks Performed by a Depressed Magician http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/07/28/magic-tricks-performed-depressed-magician/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=magic-tricks-performed-depressed-magician http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/07/28/magic-tricks-performed-depressed-magician/#comments Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:12:49 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2064 Saws picture of ex wife in half.

Turns one ball into suicide note.

Pulls incredibly long handkerchief out of mouth and then weeps into it uncontrollably.

Swallows sword, followed by gun barrel.

Guesses audience member’s card is stupid and pointless.

Pulls rabbit from hat, locks rabbit in box and then never speaks to it again.

Causes smiles to vanish.

Wraps self in straight-jacket and chains; is then lowered into a tank of water from which he does not even attempt to escape.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/07/28/magic-tricks-performed-depressed-magician/feed/ 2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/11/03/1614/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1614 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/11/03/1614/#comments Wed, 03 Nov 2010 21:06:36 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1614 I’m pitching a reality TV show called, “Who’s the Saddest Loser?” It’s just about clinically depressed people trying to get out of bed.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/11/03/1614/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/04/14/210/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=210 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/04/14/210/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:17:47 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=210 To get up and face the day is to admit to the lack of alternatives.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/04/14/210/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/04/10/202/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=202 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/04/10/202/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:51:07 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=202 Economic depression crushes the hopes of shallow materialists.

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