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Monday, January 24, 2011

When I was 18 I bought a playboy and a gun, I then took them both out into the yard and shot my load into the playboy.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Facebook is about to force a new profile design on users. Their slogan for this campaign is, “The new Facebook is coming… on your face.”

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

I heard that it was fun to take ambien and then stay awake and masturbate. I didn’t enjoy it at all; my hand fell asleep.

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Most people don’t realize that the song “Come on Eileen” was actually just a song about what’s on Eileen.

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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

A lot of women say size doesn’t matter but then why do they scream when I take out my two foot cock?

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Friday, October 15, 2010

They say, “you only live once,” but tell that to the wasted sperm in my tissue basket.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

I want to make an ad campaign for adult diapers that is so terrifying it causes people to crap their pants. Then they’ll really wish they’d been wearing my diapers.

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Is there a five second rule for things you drop into the toilet?

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