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My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him “doctor.”

Chiropractor’s claim to be real doctors but when someone yells out, “is there a doctor in the house?” they never mean a chiropractor.

My Doctor said, “I’m going to listen to your heart.” I told him, “It’ll just say quit your job and burn down the building.”

The first line of the Hippocratic oath is “First, do no harm” and the next says “Second, make sure to bill for that.”