Two coconuts walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey we don’t serve your kind here, unless you’ve been cut in half and filled with fruit juice and rum.”


I’ve got a few bad habits but who doesn’t? Sometimes I bite my nails, big deal right? Sometimes I bite other people’s nails, why should they care? They weren’t using them. So like I said, maybe I have a bad habit of cutting people off in traffic, it’s just that every time I see someone’s […]

Watching the average guy try and pick up on a woman in a bar is like watching someone try and nail jell-o to a ceramic plate.