http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:13:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/12/05/2248/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2248 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/12/05/2248/#comments Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:09:14 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2248 No one ever wakes up and says, “I think I under drank last night.”

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-Karen

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