I’ve got a few bad habits but who doesn’t? Sometimes I bite my nails, big deal right? Sometimes I bite other people’s nails, why should they care? They weren’t using them. So like I said, maybe I have a bad habit of cutting people off in traffic, it’s just that every time I see someone’s […]
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In the last few days I’ve been asking people about their plans for New Year’s Eve. So I wrote down some of the more popular and interesting responses. Get drunk Get wasted Get drunk and wasted Make up for entire year’s worth of disappointing parties Rape Anxiously host new Year’s party and pray friends come […]
Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the police.
LSD can profoundly affect the way that one looks at psychedelic posters.
The main reason I want health insurance is so that I can get fun drugs that will make me overall less healthy.
It used to be that people weeded their gardens. Now they garden their weed.
4/20 is like Christmas for stoners except instead of decorating trees you light them on fire.
When people say “the more the merrier” they are talking about drugs, right?
I once got my parrot stoned. It just kept saying dude over and over.
While I don’t believe in an ultimate higher power I am open to the idea that power is the ultimate high.