Tuesday, February 7, 2012
I want to make a movie that costs no money to see but a lot of money to leave.
I’m twenty six now but I’ll have turned twenty four by the time I move to Hollywood.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
I was at a restaurant in Hollywood and there wasn’t a soul in the place, despite the people.
If I were a famous wizard in the world of Harry Potter I’d do a lot of great things, like selling the movie rights to my life.
-Conclusion Of Angry Birds Leaves Man Feeling Nothing
-New Restaurant Concept Humiliates Staff In Fun, Exciting Way
-Toothless Old Man Goes To Town On Birthday Cake
Thursday, September 23, 2010
I spend winter trapped in empty hotel with wife and stepson but merely fail to write novel
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Television should be asking itself, “what’s the best way to raise a child?”
It’s always exciting when the Netflix arrive. I open up the envelope, take them out and say, “Awesome, movies I wanted to watch when I was drunk and lonely three days ago.”
Art discovers a subject. Entertainment manufactures one.