Miles K was raised in Southern California and began smoking meth at the age of 18. By 23 he was performing stand up comedy and he once snuck into a Starbucks after hours and drained whipped cream canisters of nitrous oxide before his lips turned blue. His fashion sense has been called “ridiculous” and “fucking gay.” He currently resides in a collective community in Oakland California; wearing galoshes in his flooded basement bedroom.

Colleen Watson was this year’s group project in the Allendale Elementary summer arts program for inner-city youth. Don’t shake Colleen’s hand too hard; the glue hasn’t dried yet… She was recently named on Comedy Central’s 2011 list of “Most Brittle Comedians.” One time she went missing for a whole week (turns out she was wedged between the couch cushions). If you let go of her string she will fly away.

Also I read a pamphlet once that said I’m an alcoholic and even after I beat the shit out of the pamphlet and tore it into little pieces it still haunted me. I tend to be a real angry drunk, but the other thing is that I always drink alone. So then I just end up screaming, “what the fuck you looking at?” into a mirror. Then I say, “I know what you’re looking at! A fat fucking loser.” Then I cry and hug the mirror and put lipstick on my reflection so that I can feel pretty.

And maybe I don’t always use a clean needle when I’m shooting up. You know how much work it is to get a fresh needle out the box? Plus when you’re all strung out you don’t even want to move, let alone find a fresh syringe. Though one good thing is whenever I get high enough on heroin I stop biting my nails.