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Dreadlocks require far more commitment than tattoos because every morning you have to wake up and say, “yup, they’re stayin’ on.”

Tattoos: Nothing like a permanent disfigurement to satisfy the whims of fashion.

People always want you to read what a tattoo says even though they all say the same thing, “look at me.”

A necktie functions like a tourniquet, preventing excess blood from entering the head.

No one admits to being a hipster for the same reason no refers to himself as a douche bag.

Clothes are half of what makes a man who he is. Take your favorite super hero, put him in drag, is he still your favorite?

Fashion is an arms race.

Now even celebrities wear ironic clothing. I never thought I’d see the day where the mighty wake and dress themselves with sarcasm.

An ironic t-shirt typically has a double meaning. In addition to whatever the shirt says it usually means you’re an ass.