Eventually, every tattoo looks like someone shook them up in an etcha sketch.
My smartphone has a cracked screen for the same reason I wear torn jeans, because broken objects are cooler than nice ones.
Dreadlocks require far more commitment than tattoos because every morning you have to wake up and say, “yup, they’re stayin’ on.”
Tattoos: Nothing like a permanent disfigurement to satisfy the whims of fashion.
People always want you to read what a tattoo says even though they all say the same thing, “look at me.”
A necktie functions like a tourniquet, preventing excess blood from entering the head.
No one admits to being a hipster for the same reason no refers to himself as a douche bag.
Clothes are half of what makes a man who he is. Take your favorite super hero, put him in drag, is he still your favorite?
Fashion is an arms race.
Now even celebrities wear ironic clothing. I never thought I’d see the day where the mighty wake and dress themselves with sarcasm.
An ironic t-shirt typically has a double meaning. In addition to whatever the shirt says it usually means you’re an ass.