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Monday, June 6, 2011

Dreadlocks require far more commitment than tattoos because every morning you have to wake up and say, “yup, they’re stayin’ on.”

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Tattoos: Nothing like a permanent disfigurement to satisfy the whims of fashion.

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Monday, December 6, 2010

People always want you to read what a tattoo says even though they all say the same thing, “look at me.”

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

A necktie functions like a tourniquet, preventing excess blood from entering the head.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

No one admits to being a hipster for the same reason no refers to himself as a douche bag.

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Clothes are half of what makes a man who he is. Take your favorite super hero, put him in drag, is he still your favorite?

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Fashion is an arms race.

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Friday, November 13, 2009

Now even celebrities wear ironic clothing. I never thought I’d see the day where the mighty wake and dress themselves with sarcasm.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

An ironic t-shirt typically has a double meaning. In addition to whatever the shirt says it usually means you’re an ass.  

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