Clever Things to Say » fashion

admin — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:46:57 +0000

Dreadlocks require far more commitment than tattoos because every morning you have to wake up and say, “yup, they’re stayin’ on.”

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 17:48:01 +0000

Tattoos: Nothing like a permanent disfigurement to satisfy the whims of fashion.

admin — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 17:11:24 +0000

People always want you to read what a tattoo says even though they all say the same thing, “look at me.”

admin — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 07:02:36 +0000

A necktie functions like a tourniquet, preventing excess blood from entering the head.

admin — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:53:23 +0000

No one admits to being a hipster for the same reason no refers to himself as a douche bag.

admin — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:00:09 +0000

Clothes are half of what makes a man who he is. Take your favorite super hero, put him in drag, is he still your favorite?

admin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:00:09 +0000

Fashion is an arms race.

admin — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:01:09 +0000

Now even celebrities wear ironic clothing. I never thought I’d see the day where the mighty wake and dress themselves with sarcasm.

admin — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:00:33 +0000

An ironic t-shirt typically has a double meaning. In addition to whatever the shirt says it usually means you’re an ass.