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Banks have a public relations problem. I think it’s because their relationship to the public is fucking them in the ass.

They call it “risk management” because that’s a less obvious contradiction than “random chance control.”

Every man thinks that playing the stock market is like shooting fish in a barrel. What each man fails to realize is that he’s the fish.

When it comes to money I have nothing to worry about. Absolutely nothing.

The children on Wall Street just play robbers.

A new car loses 1/3 of its value when you drive it off the lot and 1/2 it’s appeal by the time you get it home.