Friday, December 14, 2012
In Silicon Valley work is play and play is horrible, excruciatingly thought out work.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
As artists we resent the necessity of a job. But even Superman had to go to work 9-5.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
I created a quiz about what type of person you would be in the post apocalyptic hellscape, take it here.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
I was writing in my notebook at a party full of pretentious hipsters when someone walked up and said, “what do you think you’re better than everyone here?” I told him, “of course I think I’m better than everyone here. That’s exactly why I fit in.”
My body seems to be growing old without me.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Computer goes down. Man gets up.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Now that I’ve stopped drinking I don’t have much to look forward to but I have a lot more to look back on.
If you think driving on the freeway is exciting try driving across it.
Everyone knows the best way to start a New Year is with a brutal hangover.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
In the last few days I’ve been asking people about their plans for New Year’s Eve. So I wrote down some of the more popular and interesting responses. Get drunk Get wasted Get drunk and wasted Make up for entire year’s worth of disappointing parties Rape Anxiously host new Year’s party and pray friends come [...]
Monday, December 21, 2009
They say, “you’re only young once” but that’s not true. Some people are never young.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
The desire for sex ruins life.
Friday, September 11, 2009
The main reason I want health insurance is so that I can get fun drugs that will make me overall less healthy.
I remember it differently. As I recall, I was the one who took no pleasure from the act.
I always look forward to Summer even when it’s already here.