Sometimes, life feels a lot like that movie Big with Tom Hanks. That’s the one where he’s a thirteen year old boy who makes a wish to be grown up. I made the same sort of wish when I was his age. Today, I woke up and it had come true. It seems like just […]
In Silicon Valley work is play and play is horrible, excruciatingly thought out work.
As artists we resent the necessity of a job. But even Superman had to go to work 9-5.
I created a quiz about what type of person you would be in the post apocalyptic hellscape, take it here.
I was writing in my notebook at a party full of pretentious hipsters when someone walked up and said, “what do you think you’re better than everyone here?” I told him, “of course I think I’m better than everyone here. That’s exactly why I fit in.”
My body seems to be growing old without me.
Computer goes down. Man gets up.
Now that I’ve stopped drinking I don’t have much to look forward to but I have a lot more to look back on.
If you think driving on the freeway is exciting try driving across it.
Everyone knows the best way to start a New Year is with a brutal hangover.
In the last few days I’ve been asking people about their plans for New Year’s Eve. So I wrote down some of the more popular and interesting responses. Get drunk Get wasted Get drunk and wasted Make up for entire year’s worth of disappointing parties Rape Anxiously host new Year’s party and pray friends come […]
They say, “you’re only young once” but that’s not true. Some people are never young.
The desire for sex ruins life.
The main reason I want health insurance is so that I can get fun drugs that will make me overall less healthy.
I remember it differently. As I recall, I was the one who took no pleasure from the act.
I always look forward to Summer even when it’s already here.