http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 22 May 2012 19:26:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/02/21/2361/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2361 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/02/21/2361/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:52:06 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2361 A lady told me that I look like I smell so I said, “well then I must smell like a million bucks because that’s how I look!”

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“Not anymore” I told him, “Now it’s mine.”

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