The Giant Panda is named ironically as it stands at only two and a half feet.

No one ever escapes Fantasy Island.

Once they reach a certain age strippers are taken out back and turned into flight attendants.

Most road trips end at the same time as the friendship in question.

Google would like a sample of your DNA.

Cooked food was discovered accidentally by cavemen looking for a more amusing to slaughter an animal.

Austin, Texas is most well known for being in the wrong state.

Due to rising population and obesity, human beings will eventually cover the entire surface of the earth at which point they will fuse together and form the fleshy topsoil layer which was the earth’s master plan all along.

Chairs are a domesticated species of rock.