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Thursday, October 27, 2011

*New Roommate Spends Entire Day In Towel.

*Stem Cell Researchers Stumble Upon New Jamba Juice Boost.

*Man’s New Lease On Life Six Months.

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

-Toyota executive to commit ritual suicide by driving Toyota made car
-Chilean government condemns future acts of homosexuality by trapped miners

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Thursday, June 24, 2010

New iPhone better than old iPhone
Guinness record set by fattest man ‘alive’
Wimbledon tournament gentlemanly display of good sportsmanship

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Upswing in economy disappoints man with guns New chat roulette restrictions spark outrage among disembodied cocks Oil spill pun crude

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