http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:13:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/07/27/2062/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2062 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/07/27/2062/#comments Wed, 27 Jul 2011 23:01:49 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2062 An eating contest typically consists in offering people unlimited hot dogs and seeing how many they can eat but, given the current state of American obesity, it might be more interesting to see how few.

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