In case you didn’t know, today is national “Hug a Cop From Behind” day.
Happy New Year guys. We did it.
Monday, December 24, 2012
I mixed up my Christmas cards with my death threats. So look out co-workers: you’ll be getting Christmas cards.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Too exhausted to decorate the house for Thanksgiving? Turn that jack-o-lantern around and give it a pilgram hat.
The 4th of July is an American holiday in which fireworks are executed for being illegal.
New York, New York: at midnight, the subway cars are filled with partially digested green beer.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Valentine’s Day is a corporate ploy to sell more handguns to single people.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
LAUGH AT: VALENTINE’S DAY SUCCESSIn this funny short, struggling motivational speaker and failed businessman Micky Vax has some Valentine’s Day secrets for “success”. via Msn
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
The morning after a good birthday party I always feel a year older whether it was my birthday or not.
Did you know that many states refused to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr day until the year 2000? Despite claims to the contrary, that is because those states are racist.
Monday, September 5, 2011
Labor day is an American Holiday which celebrates the long, difficult and (currently) necessary process of human birth.
Is it Christmas already? No? Well then I guess I’ll just ask again tomorrow.
Friday, December 24, 2010
From the honest wikipedia entry: Christmas Eve is a partial holiday celebrating the fact that the day after Christmas is only two days away.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Given how much my mom says, “Oh I remember when you were just a baby” I can only assume she preferred the condition.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
-New scanners can and will measure your cock for coming robot war
-Wal-mart greeter wishes death upon shoppers, “a happy thanksgiving”
-”Lebanese Armenians riot in Beirut Over Erdogan visit” claims inscrutable headline
Monday, February 15, 2010
Presidents’ day was inaugurated in 1880 as a whole extra day for, and experienced exclusively by, the President. During this day he could spend his time as he wished in leisure or just catching up on errands without having to worry about the forward arrow of time generating events that would effect the rest of [...]