“There are two types of people in this world: people who manage content and content.” -Guy Anthony
The Internet has revolutionized the way we watch people fall off stuff.
People used to get excited about the arrival of the mail each day; now they can get excited about it all day.
“Tired of online dating? You’re not alone.” Yes you are. That’s why you’re dating online.
Monday, November 22, 2010
When I want to mess with someone I show up to a Craigslist casual encounter wearing a tuxedo.
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010
My personality is better suited to anti-social media.
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If the Internet has all the answers we suffer from a poverty of questions.
Does it break the restraining order if you’re looking at them through a telescope? I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain. Finally found out where that cute barista lives. Going out for a jog if posted at 2am A boy just sat next to me [...]
You ever get the feeling someone’s watching you?Well it’s me. -Mark Zuckerberg
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women on the site don’t realize it.
Neighbors are people we wish would get more reliable wireless internet.
Here’s an emoticon you don’t see very often: ;(