Clever Things to Say » internet http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 22 May 2012 19:26:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/01/30/2327/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2327 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/01/30/2327/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:42:06 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2327 “There are two types of people in this world: people who manage content and content.”

-Guy Anthony

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/01/30/2327/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/03/21/1873/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1873 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/03/21/1873/#comments Mon, 21 Mar 2011 17:39:23 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1873 The Internet has revolutionized the way we watch people fall off stuff.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/03/21/1873/feed/ 1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/03/14/1866/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1866 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/03/14/1866/#comments Mon, 14 Mar 2011 17:19:10 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1866 People used to get excited about the arrival of the mail each day; now they can get excited about it all day.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/03/14/1866/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/01/17/1777/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1777 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/01/17/1777/#comments Mon, 17 Jan 2011 17:58:00 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1777 “Tired of online dating? You’re not alone.”
Yes you are. That’s why you’re dating online.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/01/17/1777/feed/ 1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/11/22/1666/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1666 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/11/22/1666/#comments Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:17:40 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1666 When I want to mess with someone I show up to a Craigslist casual encounter wearing a tuxedo.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/11/22/1666/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/10/12/1566/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1566 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/10/12/1566/#comments Tue, 12 Oct 2010 19:15:52 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1566 My personality is better suited to anti-social media.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/10/12/1566/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/23/1299/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1299 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/23/1299/#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:58:07 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1299 If the Internet has all the answers we suffer from a poverty of questions.

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/23/1299/feed/ 0 Creepy Facebook Status Updates http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/10/creepy-facebook-status-updates/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=creepy-facebook-status-updates http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/10/creepy-facebook-status-updates/#comments Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:10:52 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1261
  • Does it break the restraining order if you’re looking at them through a telescope?
  • I am going to make the coolest doll from this hair I pulled out of the drain.
  • Finally found out where that cute barista lives.
  • Going out for a jog
    if posted at 2am
  • A boy just sat next to me on the bus, do I hear wedding bells?
    • ]]>     http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/10/creepy-facebook-status-updates/feed/ 3     http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/05/24/1214/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1214 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/05/24/1214/#comments Mon, 24 May 2010 17:18:30 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1214 “You ever get the feeling someone’s watching you? Well it’s me.”
    -Mark Zuckerberg

    ]]>     http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/05/24/1214/feed/ 2     http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/02/02/880/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=880 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/02/02/880/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:55:30 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=880 I want to start a dating site for stalkers where all the women on the site don’t realize it.

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