Ironically, a lot of people have trouble recalling the specific reason for memorial day.
You never know how much someone cares until you see how badly you can hurt them.
The other day I saw a fireman- excuse me, a fire person. And it had a mustache.
To be tolerant of religion is to say, “I’m not going to tell you how to tell other people how to live their lives.”
While I don’t believe in an ultimate higher power I am open to the idea that power is the ultimate high.
I recently tried to sell my suit of armor at a place that buys clothing by the pound.
People who contend that homosexuality is unnatural also hold that the supernatural is not.
Indie Rock is the only culture where fans wish poverty on their heroes.
Woody Allen is a symbol of everything that’s wrong with Woody Allen.
Many couples remain silent during sex so as to spare each other the reminder that someone else is there.
The most beautiful words in the English language are typically French.
One man’s financial crisis is another man’s, “I told you so.”
You ever wake up screaming only to realize it’s the guy you have locked in your closet?