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Thursday, April 26, 2012

Video: LAUGH AT: S.F. RESUME SUCCESS SECRETS

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Friday, February 25, 2011

The difference between Jack in the Box and McDonald’s is that one will hire anyone and the other will hire anyone else.

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Imaginary jobs I would be good at

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Ellen Degeneres stunt double: My tall lanky frame combined with the fact that Ellen has very few dangerous action scenes make me an ideal candidate for this position. Impersonal Shopper: I don’t know if I’d be cut out to buy things on behalf of a particular person but I could certainly go around buying stuff [...]

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

A necktie functions like a tourniquet, preventing excess blood from entering the head.

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