Clever Things to Say » jokes http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 22 May 2012 19:26:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/18/2499/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2499 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/18/2499/#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 17:00:21 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2499 I know where I want to be buried when I die. Under newspapers in my apartment.

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]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/07/2478/feed/ 0 Joke Prototypes http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/03/joke-prototypes/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=joke-prototypes http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/03/joke-prototypes/#comments Thu, 03 May 2012 18:50:42 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2474 Two men approach heaven but are delayed in entering. One of them goes to hell.

A travelling salesman comes to a farmhouse and talks to the farmer. He then is then told either that he is not allowed to have sex with the Farmer’s daughters or that he must. He does.

Why did the inanimate object do something anthropomorphic? Because no one objected!

How many people of a certain classification does it take to screw in a light bulb? More than one.

A woman does an unexpected thing and the bartender tells a patron, “I’d like to see her try that with a curtain.”

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]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/04/19/stand-clip/feed/ 0 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/04/16/2447/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2447 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/04/16/2447/#comments Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:00:59 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2447 I want to go to a brothel for my birthday. Usually, I don’t do anything out of the ordinary so this year will be the same.

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