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A collection of modest suggestions

I am a frequent rider of BART (Bay Area Rail Transit) and as a frequent rider I have compiled a list of improvements for San Francisco’s subway system. A Big Drill on the Front of BART A subterranean drill should be placed on the nose of the BART train in case the driver needs to […]

I dislike Pinata’s because they encourage violence and gluttony in children. So every time I see kids playing with a Pinata I tell them a story. “That Pinata ate too much candy, and now it has to be punished.” And then afterward, I make them bury its corpse.

Funny Ways to Say You’ve Just Been Injured:

Whoshotwhatinthefacenow? I asked for a Crush soda not a crushed leg! Mommy I left my hand in the tiltawhirl.