Clever Things to Say » lgbt http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:40:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/08/08/2079/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2079 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/08/08/2079/#comments Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:55:13 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2079 Did you know that in lesbian softball there are only three bases?

]]> http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/08/08/2079/feed/ 2 Nevermind: a micro sketch http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/10/15/nevermind-a-micro-sketch/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=nevermind-a-micro-sketch http://cleverthingstosay.com/2009/10/15/nevermind-a-micro-sketch/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:02:50 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=586 A room with the living room furniture of the working class. Andy is thin and well dressed, his stocky father, Leo, sits, both hairy arms crossed over his chest, next to Andy’s worried looking mother, Helen.

Andy: Mom, Dad, there’s something I’ve needed to tell you for a long time- jeez this is hard- and you may not like it but it’s something you’ve got to know… I’m gay, I’ve always been gay and now I want to-

Leo: What!? You fuckin faggot-

Helen: Leo!

Leo: NO. How dare you shame this family you goddamn degenerate you’re a disgrace, in fact, you’re out of this family-

Andy: Alright, nevermind I take it back!

Leo: Good, glad that’s settled then.

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