Drop your phone. If it lands face up, you will receive welcome news from a friend or relative. If it lands face down, it is broken.
Co-written with Jesse Fernandez, Jesse Elias and Pete Scobel Instead of wasting water on cleaning dishes, just buy new ones. Beat the heat with Gatorade Frost, available in Glacier Freeze, Alpine Snow, and Whitewater Splash. Burn down all the greenhouses to stop them from producing their gas Switch to menthol cigarettes. When smoking crack out […]
A list of Amish Country’s top exports including: runaway carriages, mustaches, authentic handcrafted crap
Dogs Children The lump in my right breast
I spend winter trapped in empty hotel with wife and stepson but merely fail to write novel
Water is clear up close but looks blue from far away. Scientists are still puzzled by why we cannot see the entire contents of the ocean just by standing on the beach. Oil and chemical companies also use the ocean to store toxic waste. No one cares because fish do not vote. Water can destroy […]