http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 22 May 2012 19:26:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/04/27/1133/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1133 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/04/27/1133/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:55:50 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1133 I’ve invented an anti-gravity bong. It sucks the life out of you.

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