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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Marketing firms in Texas brand products with a hot iron.

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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

A lot of people like lemon flavored Bacardi but I like Bacardi flavored vomit.

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Monday, January 17, 2011

“Tired of online dating? You’re not alone.” Yes you are. That’s why you’re dating online.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

I saw a billboard advertising, “Walk to Prevent Suicide.” I usually just take a nap.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

I want to make an ad campaign for adult diapers that is so terrifying it causes people to crap their pants. Then they’ll really wish they’d been wearing my diapers.

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Starbucks has figured out a thousand ways to sell us a single thing.

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