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Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Funny prank: go to the dentist and tell him your teeth have been bothering you. When he asks which ones, pull out a sandwich bag that holds all your bloody teeth.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
My transgendered friend came out from her operation and I yelled, “It’s a girl!”
Friday, August 6, 2010
My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him “doctor.”
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
I just found out my beard has cancer which means the rest of me is going to fall off.
Monday, June 14, 2010
There’s a reason therapists charge by the hour instead of using performance based pay, they’d die of starvation.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
My attorney has a heart precondition. You have to satisfy the condition of being his client in order for him to have a heart.
Friday, November 20, 2009
I think kids these days are watching too much TV. The other day I saw two kids playing. The little girl said to the boy, “Let’s play house.” He told her, “Alright. But I get to be House.”
Monday, November 16, 2009
Chiropractor’s claim to be real doctors but when someone yells out, “is there a doctor in the house?” they never mean a chiropractor.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Practitioners of natural medicine speak as if disease were not perfectly natural. The whole point of medicine is to extend one’s life through unnatural means.
Friday, August 7, 2009
A hypochondriac is someone who’s actual illness is the only one she isn’t treating.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
The first line of the Hippocratic oath is “First, do no harm” and the next says “Second, make sure to bill for that.”
Obesity Virus
Monday, January 26, 2009
So as it turns out a number of people who suffer from obesity may owe it to a virus which causes adult stem cells to convert to fat cells. Even though this affects about 30% of people who suffer from obesity I assume a much larger number will attribute their condition to this virus. And [...]