Clever Things to Say » medicine http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 22 May 2012 19:26:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/14/2488/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2488 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2012/05/14/2488/#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 17:00:01 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2488 I’ve been getting acupuncture treatments for my fear of needles.

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  • Dogs
  • Children
  • The lump in my right breast
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    ]]>     http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/29/1317/feed/ 0     http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/14/1265/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1265 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/14/1265/#comments Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:17:28 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/2010/06/14/1265/ There’s a reason therapists charge by the hour instead of using performance based pay, they’d die of starvation.

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