http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 22 May 2012 19:26:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/12/22/2275/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=2275 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2011/12/22/2275/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:25:01 +0000 admin http://cleverthingstosay.com/?p=2275 Right now I’m in a Southern California paradise which would be great if I weren’t a troll from the netherworld.

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