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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

If you watch Toy Story in reverse you see Woody’s plan, to get Buzz put back in a box and returned, succeed.

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Title Remix

Thursday, September 13, 2012
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Is that movie the parent trap just about having children?

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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

George Lucas is so boring when he counts sheep at night it keeps him awake because he wants to know what happens next.

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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Spoiler alert: everyone dies in the end.

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Movie Pitches from a Hollywood Mashup Artist

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Sixteen candles meets Grumpy Old Men, what do you think of “160 Candles”? We’re bringing back Rick Moranis for a Todd Solondz project. It’s called “Honey I fucked the kids” OK, what do you think of The Land Before Time meets Look Who’s Talking? It’s just a bunch of eggs, and they sit there rattling [...]

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Monday, May 23, 2011

After seeing that movie Atlas wasn’t the only one who shrugged.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

On Netflix they have an adult section curtained off from the rest of the videos.

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I wanted my life to be more like a movie so I started killing people.

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My life if it were reinterpreted by famous movies

Thursday, September 23, 2010

I spend winter trapped in empty hotel with wife and stepson but merely fail to write novel

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Monday, August 30, 2010

I came up with an alternative ending to the 6th sense: that little boy was crazy all along.

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Friday, January 22, 2010

“Do you think my life would make a good movie?” “Is your name Spiderman? No? Then probably not.”

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Friday, December 4, 2009

It’s always exciting when the Netflix arrive. I open up the envelope, take them out and say, “Awesome, movies I wanted to watch when I was drunk and lonely three days ago.”

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