Every man thinks that playing the stock market is like shooting fish in a barrel. What each man fails to realize is that he’s the fish.
“Do you think my life would make a good movie?” “Is your name Spiderman? No? Then probably not.”
I crave attention but I’d prefer not to call attention to that fact.
When I’m on the way to my therapist I think, “I’ll bet she looks forward to this all day.”