Clever Things to Say » narcissism

admin — Wed, 26 May 2010 15:45:48 +0000

Every man thinks that playing the stock market is like shooting fish in a barrel. What each man fails to realize is that he’s the fish.

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:56:13 +0000

“Do you think my life would make a good movie?”

“Is your name Spiderman? No? Then probably not.”

admin — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:59:47 +0000

I crave attention but I’d prefer not to call attention to that fact.

admin — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:00:22 +0000

When I’m on the way to my therapist I think, “I’ll bet she looks forward to this all day.”