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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

I have a homeopathic remedy for depression. You put a gun in your mouth and then you pull the trigger.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

My housemate keeps a bell outside her window to ward off evil. I asked if that would prevent her from entering her own room.

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Friday, August 6, 2010

My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him “doctor.”

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I don’t believe in Astrology. I’m told this is typical for a Virgo.

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Practitioners of natural medicine speak as if disease were not perfectly natural. The point of medicine is to unnaturally extend one’s life.

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