I think the term “race” is kind of racist.
There are more dogs than children in San Francisco because yuppies prefer animal slave-companions to the trials of real offspring.
Civilization is a pyramid scheme.
I’m really good at predicting the present.
In my rational mind I doubt whether 9-11 was an inside job but in my heart I know it was.
Detroit is the city of the future.
How come we’re always giving women tips on how to avoid rape but rarely telling guys not to rape people?
The many murderous inventions of the mind of man are evidence contrary to the claim that the soul and the brain are the same thing.
Did you know that many states refused to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr day until the year 2000? Despite claims to the contrary, that is because those states are racist.
When someone says “things were better in the old days,” he’s overlooking that the old days are what gave birth to the horribleness of nowadays.
The key to life is realizing it’s not locked.
How long before they start calling a lot of Americans terrorists?
Why don’t we just let the free market figure out what people’s votes are worth?
A party of hipsters is a refutation of their identity as unique individuals.
Celebrity stalkers are the shadows cast by a solipsistic worldview.
Ambitions are the flimsy refuge of a man’s shrieking insecurities.
The wealthy aren’t better people anymore than spiders are a better sort of fly.
Friday? More like extra-Thursday.
The world is becoming an ultra-efficient waste of time.
I think if you placed a giant mirror outside the boundaries of the universe, when the light finally arrived you could watch everything play out from beginning to end.