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“The nervous system” is a tragically accurate description.

A hypochondriac is someone who’s actual illness is the only one she isn’t treating.

A psychiatrist can more reliably validate parking rather than self esteem.

I’m afraid of having children and becoming like my father. That is to say, someone with kids.

They say some people internalize everything. For those who do not, I suggest you’re missing a step.

Woody Allen is a symbol of everything that’s wrong with Woody Allen.