http://cleverthingstosay.com by Miles K Tue, 22 May 2012 19:26:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/09/17/1496/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1496 http://cleverthingstosay.com/2010/09/17/1496/#comments Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:55:30 +0000 admin http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/?p=1496 I want to make an ad campaign for adult diapers that is so terrifying it causes people to crap their pants. Then they’ll really wish they’d been wearing my diapers.

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