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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not laughing at you I&#8217;m laughing against you.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re always told to face our fears. But what if your greatest fear is whatever is behind you?]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never take the easy way out, which is how I got horribly burned in that fire.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[When God closes one door he opens another. I just hope it&#8217;s not a trap door.]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[He always has the same expression on his face; &#8220;only a mother could love.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say, &#8220;you&#8217;re only young once&#8221; but that&#8217;s not true. Some people are never young.]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One man&#8217;s trash is another man&#8217;s baby.]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If these walls could talk I&#8217;d have to kill them too.]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If someone uses fire to fight fire she will likely end up with just a bigger conflagration. But at least she can say to herself, &#8220;I&#8217;d like to think my fire won.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In attempting to keep up with the Jones&#8217; I accidentally ran over the Smith&#8217;s.]]></description>
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