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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

I got my mom a $50 gift card from Whole Foods; sure it cost me a hundred bucks but it was worth it.

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Monday, October 17, 2011

I’ve been giving my iPod only organic electricity so that it grows up to be a big healthy iPad.

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Friday, April 1, 2011

I eat health food; therefore I am health food.

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

It is possible to walk into a grocery store and buy a box of cliff bars. Who’s going on that many hikes?

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Friday, June 26, 2009

I now consume only organic food which means I’ve stopped eating steel bars and plastic tubing.

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