The Baby Boomers ruined everything, including us.
It’s a tender moment when a mother sits down with her pubescent daughter and explains that her body is changing, and her breasts will be getting bigger… but maybe not big enough.
Growing up my mother used to tell me “you’re one of a million.”
A one night stand is like getting caught masturbating by your parents: surprising, awkward and followed by apologies from both parties.
A PC liberal is someone who’s afraid to give their kids a coloring book with people in it.