Wednesday, November 3, 2010
I’m pitching a reality TV show called, “Who’s the Saddest Loser?” It’s just about clinically depressed people trying to get out of bed.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
-Wikileaks releases thousands of classified ads
-Wiccans teach children true meaning of Halloween
Friday, September 10, 2010
I’m writing a book called “Chicken Soup for the Twenty-Something Teenage Soul.”
I came up with an alternative ending to the 6th sense: that little boy was crazy all along.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Ungrateful Little Bastards Report College is Alright Bee and Allergic Man Killed in Murder Suicide Pact Upwardly Mobile Dog Seeks Less Homeless Owner Wrecking Ball Operator Wins Big in Slamming of Abandoned Pog Factory Some were originally printed in the Heuristic Squelch
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
In order to realize the goals of feminism it is necessary that women own the means of reproduction.
10. Finding Your Light 9. Inner Light 8. Finding Your Inner Light 7. Flipping Your Inner Switch 6. The Quest for Power 5. Turned On and Plugged In 4. Better Love Through Light 3. The Secret 2. Lightening Your Load 1. Finding Your Light Switch in a Darkened Room