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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

I’m pitching a reality TV show called, “Who’s the Saddest Loser?” It’s just about clinically depressed people trying to get out of bed.

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Current Events 10/28

Thursday, October 28, 2010

-Wikileaks releases thousands of classified ads
-Wiccans teach children true meaning of Halloween

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Friday, September 10, 2010

I’m writing a book called “Chicken Soup for the Twenty-Something Teenage Soul.”

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Monday, August 30, 2010

I came up with an alternative ending to the 6th sense: that little boy was crazy all along.

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Headlines

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Ungrateful Little Bastards Report College is “Alright” Bee and Allergic Man Killed in Murder Suicide Pact Upwardly Mobile Dog Seeks Less Homeless Owner Wrecking Ball Operator Wins Big in Slamming of Abandoned Pog Factory Some were originally printed in the Heuristic Squelch

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

In order to realize the goals of feminism it is necessary that women own the means of reproduction.

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Top Ten Inspirational Books Written by a Lamp

Monday, August 10, 2009

10. Finding Your Light 9. Inner Light 8. Finding Your Inner Light 7. Flipping Your Inner Switch 6. The Quest for Power 5. Turned On and Plugged In 4. Better Love Through Light 3. The Secret 2. Lightening Your Load 1. Finding Your Light Switch in a Darkened Room

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