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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

I’m writing a movie that should really appeal to young, professional couples living in urban areas called, “My Child the Dog.”

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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Let’s get puppies- you know, like, “GET ‘EM!”

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Monday, February 13, 2012

People say I’m not an animal lover but I once saved a cat from starvation by feeding it the fish… and then the cat food.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Birdcages are just giant bird diapers.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

“Lassie in trouble,” barked Lassie on her death bed.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Purebred dogs are man’s attempt to engineer a biotoy.

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Dogs Children The lump in my right breast

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Dogs are Man’s best friend. Dog’s beat out Man for Man’s best friend.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

Some people claim to be loved by their cats. It isn’t love if a change in relative size between the two parties would lead to murder.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Never play jump rope with your cat, when the tail comes off it’s a awful mess.

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