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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

“I darned my socks. “Yeah, fuck those socks.”

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I was into Weird Al before it was cool- and that remains the case.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

I know a guy so homophobic he’s afraid to blow his own nose.

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Monday, December 6, 2010

People always want you to read what a tattoo says even though they all say the same thing, “look at me.”

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Two coconuts walk into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey we don’t serve your kind here, unless you’ve been cut in half and filled with fruit juice and rum.”

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

The other day I turned a fly into a “crawl”‘ and then I turned it into a “doesn’t go anywhere at all because it’s legs and wings have all been ripped off.”

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