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I sort of enjoy watching capitalism collapse, sort of like a rat on a sinking ship who hates the ship.  

Liberals and Conservatives agree the state of things is pretty bad and yet are unable to agree about anything else.

Most of the people of Occupy Oakland want justice and real progress and some people are just hoping for a chance to kick a cop in the face.

How long before they start calling a lot of Americans terrorists?

Obama promised change and boy did he ever.

Conservapedia is an encyclopedia of things known to conservatives. It measures at less than 1% of Wikipedia.

European countries should send aid workers to US cities.

It’s not that class warfare never came to the United States, it’s just that the bastards already won.

Identity Krisis

Chris: You bought a prosthetic penis to go over your real penis?

Current Events 1/20/2011

Mafia round up removes vital predators from gambling addict ecosystem Obama has trouble locating Hu Jintao for facebook photo tagging Inexplicable mass animal deaths more disturbing than explicable mass animal deaths

I saw a car that had contradictory bumper stickers. The first one read, “Obama’s not my President” and the second one was a miniature American flag.

Current Events 10/28

-Wikileaks releases thousands of classified ads
-Wiccans teach children true meaning of Halloween

Current events 9/30

Succulent carrion spotted by beady eyes of Meg Whitman Local pumpkin patch encourages wasting of food Habitable planet discovered, space race ensues to see who will destroy planet first

This Israeli spell-check refuses to recognize the word ‘Palestine’.

I am a religious voter in that I take voting to be a complete act of faith.

Best of Boredom

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People will now pay thirty grand to hear what Bristol Palin has to say. Apparently the value of nothing has skyrocketed.

Some people blame all their problems on society and other people blame all their problems on those people and that’s the difference between a democrat and a republican.

The homosexual agenda is not nearly so well worked out as the anti-homosexual agenda.

All people are created equal and it is the function of society to rectify that condition.