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People will now pay thirty grand to hear what Bristol Palin has to say. Apparently the value of nothing has skyrocketed.
Some people blame all their problems on society and other people blame all their problems on those people and that’s the difference between a democrat and a republican.
The homosexual agenda is not nearly so well worked out as the anti-homosexual agenda.
All people are created equal and it is the function of society to rectify that condition.
Environmentalists are in a battle with human nature.
American liberalism is forward thinking on a treadmill.
I have faith in the democratic process for lack of good evidence that it exists.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
The two party system is a mobius strip.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
(to be used in case I am ever elected to anything) A lot of people have criticized my tactics and many of you have called me names. Well who’s calling names now you stinking animals? You are no more than yammering baboons, your grotesque jabbering is matched only by your swollen backsides, scraping the ground [...]
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
In order to realize the goals of feminism it is necessary that women own the means of reproduction.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Party politics is the process by which open ended questions are given yes or no answers.
If we actually held to the idea that the punishment ought fit the crime there’d be a lot more crooked politicians put through shredders.
For Henry Kissinger, power is the only aphrodisiac.
I’m against the practice of abortion. I just think you should get it right the first time.
There comes a time in politics when one must face the facts, typically in a fight to the death between politician and facts.
A PC liberal is someone who’s afraid to give their kids a coloring book with people in it.
The 1960′s profoundly changed the way revolution is bought, sold and worn around at parties.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
People who contend that homosexuality is unnatural also hold that the supernatural is not.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Karl Rove is a toad that never liked flies.