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Birdcages are just giant bird diapers.

When in line for the porta-potty at a concert you’re really waiting your turn to leave the bathroom, not enter it.

They say, “don’t shit where you eat.” But they also say, “don’t eat where you sleep.” However, that doesn’t rule out sleeping where you shit. Which was how I got caught napping in my boss’s car.

Reasons are the food of action, digested, burned and then rendered unrecognizeable after it is all said and done.