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European countries should send aid workers to US cities.

Homeless people are like theraccoonsof metropolitan areas. Always coming out at night to route through your garbage can with their furry little faces and opposable thumbs.

When it comes to money I have nothing to worry about. Absolutely nothing.

God helps those who never help anyone else.

The walls in my house are so thin I can hear the neighbors not having sex.

Indie Rock is the only culture where fans wish poverty on their heroes.