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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

At least if you’re on the top bunk in prison you can finally say there’s a monster under your bed.

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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Without the death penalty these criminals might live forever.  

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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

If I ever get sentenced to prison my big plan is to weep hysterically.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

They’re shutting down schools and building more prisons but at least they recognize you can’t do one without the other.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Here’s a deep thought: what’s the prison population of your own mind?

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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The electric chair is a quintessentially American means of execution. It’s death by appliance.

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Prisons are horrible. In my opinion they should all be torn down and you should probably take the inmates out first.

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Our penal system is based on the concept of reform. We take people and then reform them into something horrible.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

If America were to build anything on the moon it would probably be a prison.

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