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My transgendered friend came out from her operation and I yelled, “It’s a girl!”

Current events 8/26

-Toyota executive to commit ritual suicide by driving Toyota made car
-Chilean government condemns future acts of homosexuality by trapped miners

People sometimes wonder about the mechanics of gay marriage, “who will change their last name?” It’s different, of course, for lesbians and gay men. With lesbians each will keep their so-called maiden name and at the most add a hyphen. With gay men, they will trade last names.

If I were a transvestite I’d convert to fundamentalist Islam because a burqa is a great outfit for a female impersonator.

A boy who plays with dolls is looked at with suspicion. A girl who plays with mud is not looked at.

Once I was trying to pick up a girl at a party when she told me she was a lesbian, “I fuck other women” she said. “I’ll believe it when I see it” I replied.