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“My motto is live every day as if I were about to kill you.” -Kim Jong Un  

“Man, I have the attention span of…” -Sammy Franco

“Witches get stitches.” -old Salem proverb

A girl once sprayed me with mace. I screamed, “Bitch! You blinded me with science!”

“I like my wit like I like my pussy: dry as hell.” -Mark Twain